crankyisgood

I’ve met Daphne 3 different times, in 3 separate ways. The first was when we were in the same class at UW, a short story class taught by David Shields, and I think I ended up going to her halloween party and then later on breaking into my friend’s house because I had lost my key.

The second time was when we were both hired into Amazon’s customer service—we were in the same training group and both went to the nightshift and a few months later she was on stage accepting the Just Do It award at the same time that I kissed Jeff Bezos.

The third time, after we had both left Amazon, was through friends. She’s omnipresent in this city!